Communist sex tips:
Sex between a Trotskyist and a Stalinist is the angriest and best sex a communist can ever have.
Underworks 988 x-small from Brianna!
I feel exposed. As in…I feel like 13 year old Justin Bieber. Oh well. The relief it’s giving me right now is incredible. Couldn’t ask for more.<3
Rain is a spectacular thing. We are still in a massive drought in Texas, but last summer was (so far) much worse. We had several days of storms this month, and everything is growing in lush and proud. The plum tree is dropping fruit like crazy, and I have to make some plum preserves while there’s time. We’re getting about six eggs a day, which should double in a month or so when the pullets start laying. The pumpkin vines in the front yard are HUGE, the corn stalks have ears, the cherry tomatoes have green fruit, the cucumbers are climbing…now all I need are the melon to come along.
I have saved seed from the winter spinach, radish, and romaine. All there is left to collect seed from is the red leaf.
Can’t raise hell 24/7. A man’s gotta eat.
Sex between a Trotskyist and a Stalinist is the angriest and best sex a communist can ever have.
Sex between a Trotskyist and a Stalinist is the angriest and best sex a communist can ever have.
Warren Evans, an openly bisexual student at Calvert High School in Maryland was suspended for violating the school’s dress code by wearing a skirt.
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
|---|---|
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |